The Trump Rant

Look, I just don't want to hurl insults at Trump, but....

He's a brattish, sub-literate braggart;

Ill-informed, privileged, self-righteous, entitled mommy's boy.

I'm trying to remain objective here, but...

He is a hyper-sexed gurning slug, who mistakes brash for charisma;

Who thinks popularity matters more than integrity;

That diplomacy has no place in politics;

A bloated, incandescent, lobotomized sexual predator;

A paranoid and supremely unqualified demagogue;

A massive, 70-year old cheese puff what's it with tiny, wandering hands;

An arrogant, ill-informed, oversized oompaloompa;

A whinging, braying, mysogionistic, know-nothing spunk bubbler;

Fuck headed egomaniac with a skull full of fetid shit and no brain;

A dishonorable, deplorable excuse for a leader with demented, despicable fetishes involving his daughter;

An imposing, melodramatic, repugnant elephant in the room;

A deranged, explicit, cynical prick who will make America Fascist for the first time;

An insolant, shit-spewing imbecile who fucked a 30 year-old immigrant at 60;

A fraudelant, thieving, con man who is a disaster for democracy;

A biased, insecure, petrifying hobknocker with an unexplainable boner for Vladimir Putin;

Satan as his right-hand man;

And a deep hatred for gays, women, veterans, and ethnic minorities;

An orange, narcissistic, pretentious twat with the vocabulary of a kindergartner;

An easily provoked, trigger happy nuclear bomb waiting to happen;

An unintelligent, hypocritical, hypersensitive dick-tator who can't take criticism;

A heartless, impulsive, lascivious asshole, with no clue how to do anything;

A damned, overweight, monstrous attention hog whose only playable card is the victim card;

Who can appoint only untrustable, avaricious, self-indulgent mercenaries to his Cabinet;

Who can never fuck off Twitter, where the need is felt to rant like a baby about shit he dislikes;

Who cannot separate the needs of the country from the needs of his own ego;

An ill-mannered, perfidious, critical, pussy-grabbing leviathan, with no control of his emotions;

No respect for anyone else, including his brainwashed supporters;

And no good intentions for the United States!